i can ride out to the beach in the morning and go for a swim.
funniest thing heard on the beach, Mother to a child of 3 who is making a sandcastle: "This is why mommy doesn't like to take Christina to the beach. Look at how dirty you are getting." like there wasn't a giant bathtub a yard away.
or the environmentalist kid, who, after bringing a handful of shore sand inland four yards, said, "I have to put this back where i got it."
